The Adventures of Dyson Head
Okay I know that I am about to blow my cover and let you all know how truly wierd my sense of humor is but these were just too good not to share with you.
Today we broke down and bought a Dyson vaccuum cleaner. Wow! That was a big investment. I had buyer's remorse as soon as I walked out of the door. The problem started when last night I had to get on my hands and knees to vaccuum with the little wand because the regular part of the vaccuum was not picking anything up. I was so frustrated that when John walked into the kitchen, I held up the wand and said I was breaking up with my vaccuum.
Well we went to Best Buy and looked at some cheaper versions but the Dyson (which I secretly have drooled over for several years) had the word Animal written on it. This vaccuum specializes in picking up animal hair. Now you are talking to me! With four animals, not including my husband, running around I needed some serious suction action going on! I couldn't bring myself to look at a Hoover or the Eureka with the cool yellow duster. They even let us use it in the refrigerator section. I was hooked and therefore bought.
I get home and I was a little down about making a big purchase and I was really down about the whole rumor thing with China, so I called up Rebecca to brag...well I mean really get her opinion on Mr. Dyson. The craziness then began to unfold. She first said that I needed to make a scrapbook page about my Dyson. Then she said I needed to cut his head off the box and leave it in strange places to freak John out. Well, I cut his head out and ran over to Rebecca's house. We couldn't contain ourselves with the digital camera. We have the same sense of humor as does our friend Heidi and my sister Elizabeth. My Mom even gets a good laugh out of our crazy antics. Ok moving on...we just had to pose Dyson Head in differant poses...chasing the dog who was growling at Dyson Head, kissing it, talking on the phone and even skate boarding! We might have to start a whole new blog about the Adventures of Dyson Head. It was so funny and it totally lifted my spirits! We are moving Dyson Head over to Heidi's for some photo ops next.
Today we broke down and bought a Dyson vaccuum cleaner. Wow! That was a big investment. I had buyer's remorse as soon as I walked out of the door. The problem started when last night I had to get on my hands and knees to vaccuum with the little wand because the regular part of the vaccuum was not picking anything up. I was so frustrated that when John walked into the kitchen, I held up the wand and said I was breaking up with my vaccuum.
Well we went to Best Buy and looked at some cheaper versions but the Dyson (which I secretly have drooled over for several years) had the word Animal written on it. This vaccuum specializes in picking up animal hair. Now you are talking to me! With four animals, not including my husband, running around I needed some serious suction action going on! I couldn't bring myself to look at a Hoover or the Eureka with the cool yellow duster. They even let us use it in the refrigerator section. I was hooked and therefore bought.
I get home and I was a little down about making a big purchase and I was really down about the whole rumor thing with China, so I called up Rebecca to brag...well I mean really get her opinion on Mr. Dyson. The craziness then began to unfold. She first said that I needed to make a scrapbook page about my Dyson. Then she said I needed to cut his head off the box and leave it in strange places to freak John out. Well, I cut his head out and ran over to Rebecca's house. We couldn't contain ourselves with the digital camera. We have the same sense of humor as does our friend Heidi and my sister Elizabeth. My Mom even gets a good laugh out of our crazy antics. Ok moving on...we just had to pose Dyson Head in differant poses...chasing the dog who was growling at Dyson Head, kissing it, talking on the phone and even skate boarding! We might have to start a whole new blog about the Adventures of Dyson Head. It was so funny and it totally lifted my spirits! We are moving Dyson Head over to Heidi's for some photo ops next.
posted by Wendy at 9:04 PM
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